if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can
what if its a baby
dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
(Source: jellyworld)
i believe that when you know how to physically touch a girl, is when you really have her. hand placement and the use of your hands is everything, remember that gentlemen.
It’s ALL in the hands
(Source: nicotortorella)
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet








